oldfuckingspook:

The year is 2068. Sam Winchester is 85 years old. He begins to suffer severe heart problems caused by being old as fuck. Dean gets in his motorized wheelchair and goes to the nearest crossroads at a speed of 3mph and trades his soul for Sam’s life. It is at this point that even the crossroads demons are beginning to worry about the Winchesters’ unhealthy codependency problems. 

cries because i desperately want lian/iris/damian 3some

more-like-a-justice-league:

Color Spectrum of the DC Universe

61,663 plays
faun-songs:

themockingcrows:

sammneiland:

affectionatezombie:

dirkjake

the best dirk jake i’ve ever seen.

words cannot describe how perfect this isit has spoiled all other dirkjake for me 

A+ in shipping

faun-songs:

themockingcrows:

sammneiland:

affectionatezombie:

dirkjake

the best dirk jake i’ve ever seen.

words cannot describe how perfect this is
it has spoiled all other dirkjake for me 

A+ in shipping

Inky - It's Okay If It's A Kismesis
4,905 plays

inkys:

it’s okay if it’s a kismesis //(3-way cover)
download @ tindeck !!
cover art credit
(so .. this came out of fucking nowhere. welcome to tuesday morning delirious lyric-writing the second i woke up and tuesday afternoon laughing through my recording.)

BACKIN THAT ASS

john says hi - JINX

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah

SHUT UP

a-yeah-yeah-yeah
yeah-yeah-yeah
yeah-yeah-yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
FUCK

knight of time on the prowl
KNIGHT OF BLOOD ON THE SCOPE
a night of romance could be ahead
or my name aint shaggy 2 dope

FUCK YEAH I GOT A MATESPRIT NOW
WON’T GET CULLED BY IMPERIAL DRONES
dont really care
you fuckin square
cause im jumpin some alternian bones
now lets own

ROLL UP TO HER HIVE WITH SOME BUCKETS TO FILL
hop off the bus with some red to lick
but hold up vantas what the hell you doing here
HOLY FUCK IT’S THAT STRIDER DICK

H3Y BOYS 1 W4NT YOU BOTH
1 HOP3 TH4T YOU TH1NK TH4TS COOL
1 KNOW YOU GUYS D3SP1S3 34CH OTH3R
she forgot about the blackrom rule

IT’S OKAY IF IT’S A KISMESIS
I’LL FUCK DAVE IF IT’S A KISMESIS
and terezi in the middle is my weakness
WE’RE RED AND GREY IN OUR OWN KISMESIS

normally i dont get down with dudes
but this a 3x throwdown combo
WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT
I DON’T CARE IF YOU BITE
its a horizontal blackrom mambo

LIGHTS OFF

HERE IN THE DARK (here in the dark)
IT’S HARD TO TELL (so hard to tell)
WHERE THE MATESPRITSHIP ENDS (la la)
AND THE BLACKROM BEGINS (hoo wee)
the rule dates back (OH YES IT DOES)
to some troll history bull (THAT’S MY FUCKING CULTURE)
but fucked if i know what it means
cuz i really dont give a shit
FUCK YOU

IT’S OKAY IF IT’S A KISMESIS
I’LL FUCK DAVE IF IT’S A KISMESIS
and terezi in the middle is my weakness
WE’RE RED AND GREY IN OUR OWN KISMESIS

fellas get ready
to impress a chick
let her have a lick
LET HER HAVE A LICK
let her have a lick
TO IMPRESS A CHICK
LET HER HAVE A LICK
WOW >;]

AND ALL OF THAT WAS OKAY
CAUSE IT WAS A KISMESIS
rest assured that i tore his ass to pieces
WHENEVER STRIDER ORGASMS
HE SNEEZES!
holy fuck vantas that is fucking confidential ass information you complete dickwad

THE BLACKROM RULE

itswallie:


557

#i mean really everyone can make out with everyone #children’s show? naahhhh!
776,533 plays

stretchingmygroin:

heysammy:

istehlurvz:

JUST PRESS PLAY.

AND PICTURE TO YOURSELF

A SUPERNATURAL GAME

IN MARIO STYLE.

SHHHHHHHHH

PRESENTING A SUPERNATURAL GAME IN MARIO STYLE:

juvjuvychan:

couldbeyourlife:

thisisfemaleprivilege:

Female privilege is being able to marry a man in all 50 states.

I thought this was a joke blog

then I went to it

AND I HONESTLY HAVE ABSOLUTELY ZERO IDEA WHAT THIS POST MEANS

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANYTHING ON THAT BLOG MEANS

I SWEAR

oh my gosh homestuck what’s going on

the ladies of Restoration with the four elements scene dollmaker
edit: omg I just noticed
Iris is posed just so
that she is TOTALLY feelin’ up Lian
omg

the ladies of Restoration with the four elements scene dollmaker

edit: omg I just noticed

Iris is posed just so

that she is TOTALLY feelin’ up Lian

omg

defacing state flags is literally what i do for fun

bonus points if you can name them all

lololololol Zatanna would be all “ekam rd etaf hcnup flesmih ni eht ecaf!” and dr fate would suddenly be all /PUNCHED IN THE FACE/ and he’d look around at her like “I FUCKEN HEARD THAT YOU LITTLE PIECE OF-” and she’d be all “eheheheeheheehehehehehe” and he’d be all “TROOOOOLL, TROOOLLLL IN THE DUNGEOOOOOOON” and the rest of the the JLA would be all “OH MY GOD FATE SHUT UP SRSLY” skdjhsdfkjhsdfhsdkfkdfh
WHAT LIFE IN THE JLA WITH ZATANNA AND DOCTOR FATE MUST BE LIKE

omfg

it just occurred to me

if there was a DCU/Battle School AU

I would read the hell out of that. Like. I would LOVE that. And I really usually don’t like AUs. But I would make an exception for this one. omg. It would be fantastic.