actually no dad busting the door down on mid-coitus bro and john was incredibly boner-killing for me

i mean i know that’s the point but it’s so bad it’s kind of put me off so now it’s ACTUALLY time to go to sleep

Inky - It's Okay If It's A Kismesis
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inkys:

it’s okay if it’s a kismesis //(3-way cover)
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(so .. this came out of fucking nowhere. welcome to tuesday morning delirious lyric-writing the second i woke up and tuesday afternoon laughing through my recording.)

BACKIN THAT ASS

john says hi - JINX

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
yeah yeah yeah

SHUT UP

a-yeah-yeah-yeah
yeah-yeah-yeah
yeah-yeah-yeah
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
FUCK

knight of time on the prowl
KNIGHT OF BLOOD ON THE SCOPE
a night of romance could be ahead
or my name aint shaggy 2 dope

FUCK YEAH I GOT A MATESPRIT NOW
WON’T GET CULLED BY IMPERIAL DRONES
dont really care
you fuckin square
cause im jumpin some alternian bones
now lets own

ROLL UP TO HER HIVE WITH SOME BUCKETS TO FILL
hop off the bus with some red to lick
but hold up vantas what the hell you doing here
HOLY FUCK IT’S THAT STRIDER DICK

H3Y BOYS 1 W4NT YOU BOTH
1 HOP3 TH4T YOU TH1NK TH4TS COOL
1 KNOW YOU GUYS D3SP1S3 34CH OTH3R
she forgot about the blackrom rule

IT’S OKAY IF IT’S A KISMESIS
I’LL FUCK DAVE IF IT’S A KISMESIS
and terezi in the middle is my weakness
WE’RE RED AND GREY IN OUR OWN KISMESIS

normally i dont get down with dudes
but this a 3x throwdown combo
WE CAN GO ALL NIGHT
I DON’T CARE IF YOU BITE
its a horizontal blackrom mambo

LIGHTS OFF

HERE IN THE DARK (here in the dark)
IT’S HARD TO TELL (so hard to tell)
WHERE THE MATESPRITSHIP ENDS (la la)
AND THE BLACKROM BEGINS (hoo wee)
the rule dates back (OH YES IT DOES)
to some troll history bull (THAT’S MY FUCKING CULTURE)
but fucked if i know what it means
cuz i really dont give a shit
FUCK YOU

IT’S OKAY IF IT’S A KISMESIS
I’LL FUCK DAVE IF IT’S A KISMESIS
and terezi in the middle is my weakness
WE’RE RED AND GREY IN OUR OWN KISMESIS

fellas get ready
to impress a chick
let her have a lick
LET HER HAVE A LICK
let her have a lick
TO IMPRESS A CHICK
LET HER HAVE A LICK
WOW >;]

AND ALL OF THAT WAS OKAY
CAUSE IT WAS A KISMESIS
rest assured that i tore his ass to pieces
WHENEVER STRIDER ORGASMS
HE SNEEZES!
holy fuck vantas that is fucking confidential ass information you complete dickwad

THE BLACKROM RULE

ladymangoberry:

rickgrayson:

[Artist]

Butts.

I am ashamed of myself.

And this stupid-ass Joker event coming up.

Holy shit, I don’t care.

haha I’m trying to write this awful, awful awful sad Batman fic at the same time that I’m basically crying and screaming and not knowing how to feel because ASYLUM 8

Green Lanterns

monkeyscandance:

Little doodle to relax.
I love those turtlenecks.

monkeyscandance:

Little doodle to relax.

I love those turtlenecks.

just saw Chronicle

too tired but I have so many feels

I’ll write more later

ibelieveinrobots:

Wally is the most adorable dad ever.

And Jai and Damian would get along so well.

why didn’t anyone ever tell me how hilarious and wonderful Green Arrow is? oh my gosh, I’m dying

Okay, seriously time for bed now

Spanish exam tomorrow. And then winter break. 

SO

CUTE